koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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fedswatching:

chibibuizel:

bunearyk:

chibibuizel:

azuraracon:

So are we not going to talk about the fact that Bulbasaur and meowth are both drunk?

we sure aren’t

we aren’t talking about koffing eating that with no hands

that’s right

bruh they got turnt from orange juice ahhahahaha

zerostatereflex:

Fertilization

A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

From 300 or so million down to ONE.

YOU. MADE. IT.

(Source: princessshibe)

nachosinthetardis:

maxhole:

if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town

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smoothierox:

apocalypse-aradia:

lovelunalovegood:

this movie is the scariest shit

the scariest part is that this is exactly how most parents are

have you seen this movie i can assure you this is definitely not the scariest part

(Source: blueberryhill)

corpsepose:

happy easter

These are terrifying

(Source: gingerdeer)

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

I am of no consequence.