slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

theavengersheadcanons:

kelsthericeball:

upper-stories:

piperparker—iamspidergirl:

imnottheherotype:

charmedliar:

askalokiminion:

lovelylavie:

he never said ‘no’

Cobra Bubbles. SHIELD Agent. The end. 

I don’t picture Cobra Bubbles being just any SHIELD Agent. I picture him being Nick Fury before he lost his eye and before he became Director. Cobra Bubbles was his code name while undercover.

Nick Fury’s code name would absolutely be Cobra Bubbles. No one will convince me otherwise.

[HEADCANON ACCEPTED]

Let’s not forget the scene where one of his sunglass lenses pops out.

FORESHADOWING?

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Submitted to me by tumblrinne!

(Source: sensationaldisney)

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence)

reality-can-s-my-d:

The last one killed me

(Source: obeavis)

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

(Source: thorinium)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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Replace one of the words in a video game title with “fuck”

5omekindofblue:

faxingberlin:

nintendochu:

sakothefox:

creaturescomealive:

ssophoo:

connor-is-the-captain-of-my-bed:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

l3ucky:

leftforbed:

The walking fuck

The fucking dead

Fuck Dogs

the fuck among us

Fuck Creed!

Assassin’s Fuck.

The Fuck Within

The Legend of Fuck

Super Fuck 64

Animal crossing: wild fuck

South Park: The Fuck of Truth

The Elder Fuck: Oblivion

Elder Fuck Online

(Source: a-rainy-day-daydream)

gonnaneedalotofspace:

sol—lux:

edm friends makin some plans together