gosubtext:

anthonyfl0:

exp3ctopatr0num:

weareallbonkers:

theroyalstapler:

As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

Every. Single. One

This is me.

Get to know me.

All of these.  On days when conversations are hard, I have stock lines about the weather and some things I’ll try so I don’t quite sound so stiff.

little-lark:

queenkoi:

I’m about to ufcking piss

rip in pieces

(Source: iftadwascool)

I am so done with today

And with people. They disgust me.

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

I am so done with today

And with people. They disgust me.

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

Today sucks

Not being able to talk

Being awake until 2 debating whether or not to say something

And waking up 3 hours later for work

I’m ready for home

norcal-nostalgia:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let me show you
What my tongue can do.