titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

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karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

he then later gave me the legs.image

LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

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ruinedchildhood:

When bae hasn’t replied in 5 mins

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

destructivey0uth:

xizv:

Nothing says “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.

Mmm

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